o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper
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"Call me at 4 am, and tell me it’s because you want to hear my voice."
— (via helpfvl)
2 days ago · 232,234 notes
Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs
2 days ago · 88,777 notes
writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test
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Reblog if you want one of these in your askbox:
- A compliment
- A story
- Why you follow me
- If you met me what would you do
- A cute message
- One thing you want to tell me
- One thing you want to know about me
2 days ago · 750,837 notes
Best of Autocorrect
I got to “Dad” and had to scroll down and reblog for a break because I laughed so hard I nearly threw up twice.
"Killing her seems a bit harsh"
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